1. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. 2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
4. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
5. If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
6. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
7. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he
checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
9. 10. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
11. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
12. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
13. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
14. Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
15. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
17. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
18. Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
19. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
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